A disappointing week for film begins today with the poorly received John Carter 3D (he is ugly, but he is beautiful...), along with R-Patz in bodice-ripper Bel Ami and rom-com The Decoy Bride starring David Tennant and Kelly MacDonald.

Listen in to the Movie Café online or by downloading the podcast to hear me review them (and do my Kelly MacDonald impression) alongside Janice Forsyth and Alistair Harkness.

Apologies for the dearth of content around here - but I'm almost done editing my book! Regular programming shall resume shortly.

Bel Ami and The Decoy Bride arrive in UK cinemas today, Friday 9 March. The Decoy Bride is available on DVD from Monday 12 March, and you can .